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Grapes

There are but two ways to enjoy the succulent green grapes of summer.

If you are a goddess, lay your head in the lap of a worshiping male and have him peel back the fragile skin and delicately place a single grape on your tongue.

Move your tongue slowly around over the moist orb and let the juices flow. Enjoy it slowly, slowly, until it is gone. Then have your supplicant repeat.

If, on the other hand, you are a mere mortal man or woman, then:

Stuff your mouth with wild abandon! How many grapes can you fit in there at once? 6? 8? 10??

Shove them all in and bite down! Juices squirting every which way in your mouth – sweet, a bit tart sometimes – dripping out the sides of your lips? Wait, don’t laugh!! Oooo! What a mess! Swallow! Swallow!

Hah! That was fun!! Repeat.

©2015 Margery Leveen Sher

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